Assistant
Assistant
Single-Use Tool
A strange box that contains a weapon. What weapon is it? The weight in this box appears to shift as you consider the possibilities.
Strange Device
Weapon
Based on the large IAF Mortar Emplacement design, this hand-held launcher will fire high explosive grenades at nearby targets. Exercise caution when using this device near friendly units. Danger close, marines.
Alien Kill Streak: 0 (Best: 409)
Missions: 72
Aliens Killed: 851
Industrial Material
A large, mostly-charged chemical cell found while fighting the Swarm.
Quantity: 8
Industrial Material
A length of sturdy pipe that could be useful for construction or repairs.
Quantity: 23
Industrial Material
A collection of discarded but intact capacitors, resistors, transistors, and integrated circuits found while fighting the Swarm.
Quantity: 19
Alien Material
A bone chip from a Drone's claw. It might be useful.
Quantity: 6
Bulk Material
A pile of loose insulated wires of assorted lengths. Possibly useful for building or repairing something.
Quantity: 2,039
Tech Material
Computer components salvaged while fighting the Swarm. These are labelled as arithmetic logic units.
Quantity: 1
Tech Material
Computer components salvaged while fighting the Swarm. These are labelled as data storage media.
Quantity: 1
Alien Material
A tough semi-transparent material salvaged from the exoskeleton of a Drone. It might be useful.
Quantity: 3
Industrial Material
Salvaged scrap metal that could be useful when building or repairing things.
Quantity: 16
Salvaged Material
A pristine pack of SynUp Cola cans, found while on a mission.
Quantity: 1
Salvaged Material
A barrel of corrosive fluid, found while on a mission.
Quantity: 1
Salvaged Material
An igneous rock, found while on a mission.
Quantity: 2
Salvaged Material
Radioactive material, found while on a mission.
Quantity: 1
Alien Material
A small sample of alien biomass collected while on a mission. It might be useful.
Quantity: 2
Salvaged Material
Unused rolls of vent tape, found while on a mission.
Quantity: 4
Salvaged Material
A pile of schematics and intelligence, found while on a mission.
Quantity: 4
Industrial Material
A small container of thermo-conductive fluid found during a mission.
Quantity: 7
Salvaged Material
A hazardous material that freezes on contact, found while on a mission.
Quantity: 1
Medal…?
The trick is, this isn't a hat or a medal. It's a commemorative sticker. Complete the Ready For Duty achievement in Team Fortress 2 to unlock.
Medal
Finished Season 3 in rank #5 with a score of 66,666. Medal awarded to those who finished a season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 101,644 Team Kills: 576 Successful Missions: 346 Failed Missions: 2,012
Medal
Finished Season 2 in rank #15 with a score of 87,475. Medal awarded to those who finished a season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 287,992 Team Kills: 1,698 Successful Missions: 1,241 Failed Missions: 5,099
Medal
Finished Season 4 in rank #1 with a score of 90,000. Medal awarded to those who finished a season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 150,861 Team Kills: 1,046 Successful Missions: 239 Failed Missions: 2,236
Medal
Finished Season 5 in rank #17 with a score of 27,900. Medal awarded to those who finished a season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 90,567 Team Kills: 602 Successful Missions: 108 Failed Missions: 1,640
Medal
Finished Season 6 in rank #42 with a score of 18,578. Medal awarded to those who finished a December, January, or February season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 40,263 Team Kills: 370 Successful Missions: 51 Failed Missions: 792
Medal
Finished Season 7 in rank #62 with a score of 21,258. Medal awarded to those who finished a December, January, or February season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 33,374 Team Kills: 309 Successful Missions: 60 Failed Missions: 542
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Jacob's Rest campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Area 9800 campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Operation Cleansweep campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Lana's Escape campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Paranoia campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Research 7 campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Tears for Tarnor campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Tilarus-5 campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the BioGen Corporation campaign.
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Nam Humanum campaign.
Medal
Finished Season 8 in rank #8 with a score of 104,227. Medal awarded to those who finished a season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 126,448 Team Kills: 946 Successful Missions: 196 Failed Missions: 1,821
Medal
Style: Top 20 (Ruby)
Finished Season 12 in rank #16 with a score of 78,143. Medal awarded to those who finished a June, July, or August season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 100,746 Team Kills: 765 Successful Missions: 155 Failed Missions: 1,387
Medal
Style: Elite (Red)
Finished Season 13 in rank #98 with a score of 17,166. Medal awarded to those who finished a June, July, or August season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 12,415 Team Kills: 107 Successful Missions: 29 Failed Missions: 150
Donor
Represents a donation to the author of the Paranoia campaign, Eclipse.
Donor
Represents a donation to the author of the Accident 32 campaign, jhheight.
Donor
Represents a donation to the authors of the Nam Humanum campaign, Guillaume 'Stral' Houard and Thomas 'Synmachus' Lesteven.
Medal…?
While infested and on fire, found the time to flush a toilet.
Medal
Finished Season 10 in rank #30 with a score of 29,162. Medal awarded to those who finished a March, April, or May season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 41,602 Team Kills: 333 Successful Missions: 59 Failed Missions: 585
Medal
Style: Elite (Green)
Finished Season 11 in rank #43 with a score of 24,956. Medal awarded to those who finished a March, April, or May season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 36,823 Team Kills: 247 Successful Missions: 55 Failed Missions: 438
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Accident 32 campaign.
Medal
Style: Elite (Red)
Finished Season 14 in rank #81 with a score of 25,893. Medal awarded to those who finished a June, July, or August season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 20,374 Team Kills: 42 Successful Missions: 45 Failed Missions: 191
Medal
Fought the Swarm during Steam SHMUP Fest 2023.
Medal
Style: Top 20 (Topaz)
Finished Season 15 in rank #8 with a score of 161,709. Medal awarded to those who finished an September, October, or November season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 141,037 Team Kills: 845 Successful Missions: 268 Failed Missions: 1,648
Medal
Style: Top 20 (Topaz)
Finished Season 16 in rank #16 with a score of 94,509. Medal awarded to those who finished an September, October, or November season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 78,003 Team Kills: 384 Successful Missions: 139 Failed Missions: 888
Medal
Awarded to commanders who demonstrated Outstanding Execution in the Reduction campaign.
Medal
Thrown in the air by the giant worm in Operation Sandstorm. Worms Touched: 2 Stats are only updated while this item is equipped.
Medal
Style: Top 20 (Topaz)
Finished Season 17 in rank #13 with a score of 118,306. Medal awarded to those who finished an September, October, or November season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 99,663 Team Kills: 550 Successful Missions: 184 Failed Missions: 1,191
Medal
Style: Top 20 (Sapphire)
Finished Season 18 in rank #19 with a score of 157,623. Medal awarded to those who finished a December, January, or February season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 20. Aliens Killed: 85,805 Team Kills: 412 Successful Missions: 233 Failed Missions: 908
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 19 in rank #148 with a score of 8,646. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 10,771 Team Kills: 59 Successful Missions: 13 Failed Missions: 165
Medal
Fought the zombie virus in Infection Deathmatch. Rounds Survived: 0 Zombie Infections Spread: 0 Last Stand Kills: 0 Stats are only updated while this item is equipped in a match with at least five players.
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 20 in rank #172 with a score of 474,910. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 632 Team Kills: 7 Successful Missions: 7 Failed Missions: 17
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 23 in rank #1,045 with a score of 111. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 93 Team Kills: 0 Successful Missions: 1 Failed Missions: 0
Medal
Style: Elite (Green)
Finished Season 21 in rank #78 with a score of 1,324,142. Medal awarded to those who finished a March, April, or May season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 10,918 Team Kills: 40 Successful Missions: 24 Failed Missions: 209
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 22 in rank #1,172 with a score of 111. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 88 Team Kills: 0 Successful Missions: 1 Failed Missions: 0
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 24 in rank #311 with a score of 94,227. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 42 Team Kills: 1 Successful Missions: 1 Failed Missions: 0
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 25 in rank #609 with a score of 1,048. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 11 Team Kills: 0 Successful Missions: 1 Failed Missions: 0
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 28 in rank #261 with a score of 156,033. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 130 Team Kills: 0 Successful Missions: 1 Failed Missions: 0
Bulk Material
A pile of pure elemental carbon. Interesting.
Quantity: 3,334
Industrial Material
This tiny box could be used to store a small amount of something.
Quantity: 16
Industrial Material
Lightly used plastic filament that could be used to make something.
Quantity: 23
Alien Material
A sample of the green acid that Rangers spit. It might be useful.
Quantity: 5
Tech Material
Computer components salvaged while fighting the Swarm. These are labelled as memory management units.
Quantity: 5
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 26 in rank #437 with a score of 62,544. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 252 Team Kills: 2 Successful Missions: 1 Failed Missions: 0
Medal
Style: Participant
Finished Season 27 in rank #151 with a score of 898,526. Medal awarded to those who participated in any season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces. Aliens Killed: 2,163 Team Kills: 6 Successful Missions: 7 Failed Missions: 20
Community Medal
Awarded for participating in the Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop beta branch.
Medal
Finished Season 9 in rank #28 with a score of 31,368. Medal awarded to those who finished a March, April, or May season of Heroes of the Interstellar Armed Forces in the top 100. Aliens Killed: 50,544 Team Kills: 374 Successful Missions: 70 Failed Missions: 719